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ARE YOU ALONE TONIGHT?
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WELL, CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY.
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THERE COULD BE 2 OF YOU,
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AND IMAGINE WHAT A
FRIGHTMARE THAT COULD BE.
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AAH!
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AH-HA HA HA.
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JUST A REFLECTION.
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NOT SO FOR TONIGHT'S STARS,
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FRANK AND EDDIE...
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2 BROTHERS WHO ARE
TOUCHINGLY CLOSE.
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WHEN A WOMAN TRIES
TO COME BETWEEN THEM,
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SHE FINDS HERSELF
CAUGHT IN A TANGLED WEB
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OF JEALOUSY AND INTRIGUE.
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I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT A
TWINNING COMBINATION.
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SO WITHOUT FURTHER
ADO, I BRING YOU...
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MY BROTHER'S KEEPER.
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WELL, GO! YOU DRIVE
LIKE AN OLD LADY.
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HAVE I EVER TOLD
YOU THAT, FRANK?
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WHENEVER I DRIVE, EDDIE.
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WHICH IS ALL THE
TIME, ISN'T IT, FRANK?
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WHY EVEN BOTHER HAVING A FERRARI
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WHEN YOU DRIVE IT LIKE A
GODDAMN VOLKSWAGEN?
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YOU WANTED THE FERRARI.
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I WOULD'VE BEEN VERY HAPPY
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WITH A VOLKSWAGEN.
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YOU'D HAVE BEEN HAPPY
WITH A BICYCLE BUILT FOR 2.
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NOW LOOK, IF YOU
DON'T STEP ON IT, I WILL.
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OW! GET YOUR FOOT OFF ME!
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EDDIE, THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE AN ACCIDENT!
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I CAN'T STAND BEING WITH YOU
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WHEN YOU'RE LIKE THIS.
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WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE
MUCH CHOICE, DO YOU, FRANK?
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NOT UNLESS YOU AGREE TO SEE
THAT NEW DOCTOR I'VE FOUND.
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NOT ANOTHER DOCTOR!
HOW MANY DOCTORS DO I...
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WH-WHOA!
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ENOUGH! STOP!
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OK.
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EDDIE!
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DON'T YOU KNOW BY NOW
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THAT NO DOCTOR CAN HELP
US WITH OUR PROBLEMS?
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PROBLEM, FRANK.
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WE ONLY HAVE ONE PROBLEM.
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BUT I GOT TO ADMIT,
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IT'S A BEAUT.
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REALLY, EDDIE, YOU'D
BE SO MUCH HAPPIER
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IF YOU'D JUST LEARN TO
ACCEPT... OUR CONDITION.
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ACCEPT THE FACT
THAT WE'RE FREAKS?
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NEVER.
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YOU'RE ONLY A FREAK...
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IF YOU THINK YOU'RE A FREAK.
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AW, PLEASE, FRANK.
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KEEP YOUR PSYCHO BULLSHIT.
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WHEN YOUR ASS IS ATTACHED
TO ANOTHER GUY'S ASS,
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YOU'RE A FREAK.
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BARTENDER, GIVE ME
A SCOTCH, WILL YOU?
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EDDIE, REMEMBER,
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WHEN YOU DRINK, I FEEL IT, TOO.
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OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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MAKE IT A DOUBLE.
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HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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YOU KNOW, UNDERNEATH THAT...
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YOU LOOKING AT ME? HEH HEH.
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EHH...
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GEE, I THOUGHT I WAS THE
ONLY PERSON WEIRD ENOUGH
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TO READ BOOKS IN BARS.
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UH, MINE'S...
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ANDRE MALRAUX' MAN'S HOPE.
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WELL, THIS CERTAINLY IS...
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FATE.
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HA. ISN'T THAT FUNNY?
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I'M MARIE HILTON.
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UH, FRANK DURAN.
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WELL-L-L-L.
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LOOKIE HERE.
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YOU KNOW, UNDER THAT
MARIAN THE LIBRARIAN EXTERIOR,
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I'M THINKING THERE'S A
STUDDED LEATHER CORSET
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JUST ITCHING TO
GET OUT, AM I RIGHT?
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EDDIE! PLEASE.
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WE WERE HAVING A
NICE CONVERSATION.
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WELL, HEY, DON'T LET ME CRAMP
YOUR STYLE, LITTLE BROTHER.
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IS THAT GUY YOUR BROTHER?
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UH, YEAH, YEAH.
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I GUESS HE GOT ALL
THE PERSONALITY.
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EHH...
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WELL, IF THAT'S PERSONALITY,
HE CAN HAVE IT ALL.
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YOU KNOW, MARIE,
YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.
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I COULD SWEAR WE'VE
MET SOMEWHERE.
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I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU
EVER GO TO THE SYMPHONY?
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I LOVE THE SYMPHONY.
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WELL, DID YOU GO LAST SUNDAY?
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NO. I COULDN'T CONVINCE
MY BROTHER TO GO.
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ACTUALLY THAT'S WHY I AGREED
TO COME WITH HIM TONIGHT.
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3 TRIPS TO A BAR
EQUAL ONE SYMPHONY.
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WELL, SO YOU AND YOUR BROTHER
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HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER?
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YOU SEE, EDDIE AND I...
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COME ON, FRANK, LET'S DANCE.
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EDDIE, PLEASE. I
WAS JUST TELLING...
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TELL IT TO HER ON THE
DANCE FLOOR. COME ON.
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YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO...
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I'D LOVE TO DANCE.
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♪ OOH-OOH-OOH ♪
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♪ YOU CAN RUN ♪
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♪ BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE ♪
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♪ I'M GONNA BE WITH
YOU RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE ♪
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♪ I GOT IT BAD ♪
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♪ YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I'M STUCK, STUCK ♪
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♪ STUCK ON YOU ♪
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♪ YEAH, I'M STUCK ON YOU ♪
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♪ BABY, YOU'VE DISCOVERED
I'M STUCK ON YOU ♪
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♪ I GOT YA COVERED ♪
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♪ I'M STUCK ON YOU... ♪
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OH, MY GOD.
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YOU'RE...
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YOU'RE CONNECTED.
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OH, IS IT THAT NOTICEABLE?
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YEAH, MARIE, I'VE BEEN
MEANING TO TELL YOU, UH...
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EDDIE AND I ARE SIAMESE TWINS.
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YOU'RE SIAMESE TWINS?
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GROSS!
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HOW ABOUT YOU?
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YOU EVER TRIED THE
4-LEGGED LAMBADA?
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EDDIE, COME ON!
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LISTEN, IT'S GET...
IT'S GETTING LATE,
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AND I HAVE TO GET
UP REALLY EARLY,
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SO I HAVE TO GO. UH...
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STILL DON'T THINK
YOU'RE A FREAK, FRANK?
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EXTRAORDINARY.
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SIMPLY EXTRAORDINARY.
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NOT OFTEN DOES ONE COME ACROSS
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A CLASSIC PAGO PAGI FORMATION.
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TWINS.
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JOINED AT THE BOTTOM.
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YEAH, WE KNOW
HOW WE'RE ATTACHED.
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THE QUESTION IS, CAN
WE BE SEPARATED?
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WELL, YOU BOTH HAVE THE
FULL COMPLEMENT OF ORGANS.
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YOU TWO ARE LUCKY THAT WAY.
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YOU HEAR THAT?
WE'RE LUCKY, FRANK.
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OF COURSE, YOU SHARE
ONE SINGLE BLOODSTREAM.
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SO, THIS DENSE AND TANGLED WEB
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OF VEINS AND ARTERIES
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WOULD HAVE TO BE
COMPLETELY REROUTED.
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AH. THE COMPLICATION.
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BUT NOT ONE THAT
CANNOT BE OVERCOME.
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TODAY, WITH LASERS
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AND MICROSURGERY,
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THERE IS A CHANCE.
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SEE, THERE'S A CHANCE.
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YEAH, WHAT KIND OF A CHANCE?
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UH... 50-50.
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UH, OH, WE'LL TAKE IT.
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GOOD.
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NOW WAIT A MINUTE, EDDIE.
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THERE IS A 50% CHANCE
WE COULD DIE HERE.
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NO, NO, NO, FRANK.
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THERE'S A 50% CHANCE WE'D LIVE.
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I THOUGHT YOU AND YOUR BROTHER
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WERE OF ONE MIND ABOUT THIS.
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OH, WE ARE, WE ARE.
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WELL, THEN, YOU MUST
SIGN THIS MEDICAL RELEASE.
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COME ON. SIGN IT, FRANK.
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IT'S NOT MULTIPLE CHOICE.
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I DON'T KNOW, EDDIE.
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I'M GONNA NEED MORE
TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT.
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WHEN YOU ARE READY WITH THE PEN,
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I SHALL BE READY WITH THE KNIFE.
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YOU, UH, THINKING
ABOUT THE OPERATION?
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A LITTLE.
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YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
TAKE A SLEEPING PILL.
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I WAS PLANNING TO
DO SOME READING.
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THE STORY OF OUR LIFE,
FRANK... YOU ZIG, AND I ZAG.
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YOU KNOW, FRANK,
FOR MOST PEOPLE,
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THE SIMPLE ACT OF PEEING
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DOES NOT HAVE TO BE A
SYNCHRONIZED OLYMPIC EVENT.
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AHH...
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IT'S TRUE.
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JUST THINK, FRANK...
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ONCE WE GET THE OPERATION,
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YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO GO TO
ANOTHER BASEBALL GAME AGAIN.
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OR VEGAS... ALL THAT
HIDEOUS ARCHITECTURE.
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OH. YOU COULD SLEEP
IN YOUR OWN BED.
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I COULD ROLL OVER.
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AND THAT COOKING SCHOOL IN PARIS
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YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO?
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CORDON ROUGE.
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IT'S CORDON BLEU.
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BLEU, ROUGE. WHATEVER.
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THE POINT IS, YOU COULD GO.
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I COULD LEARN HOW TO
MAKE THAT SALMON ON CROUTé
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WITH A CHAMPAGNE SAUCE.
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FRANK, YOU CAN DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT,
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ONCE WE ARE FREE.
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ALL YOU GOT TO
DO IS SIGN IT, FRANK.
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JUST SIGN IT.
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THE OPERATION IS TOO RISKY.
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LOOK, YOU SIGN THAT RELEASE,
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OR I'M GIVING YOU THE
OPERATION RIGHT HERE.
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HEY. SIGN IT!
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EDDIE, I'M AFRAID.
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AFRAID OF WHAT?
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IT'LL WORK. WE'LL BE
SEPARATED FOREVER.
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WELL, MAYBE THAT'S
WHAT I'M AFRAID OF.
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MAYBE I'M AFRAID THAT ONCE
WE'RE SEPARATED FOREVER,
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THAT... THAT I WOULD BE...
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LONELY.
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LONELY?
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YOU GODDAMN PUSSY.
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HELLO.
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HELLO, FRANK, THIS IS
MARIE FROM THE BAR.
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DO YOU REMEMBER ME?
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YES, OF COURSE I
REMEMBER YOU, MARIE.
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I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE
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FOR MY BEHAVIOR THE OTHER NIGHT.
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AND, WELL, IF YOU'RE WILLING
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TO GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE,
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I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
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MARIE WANTS TO SEE ME.
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WELL, ASK IF SHE'S
HAD A BLOOD TEST.
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I BEG YOUR PARDON?
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A, UH, GUEST.
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MY BROTHER ASKED
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IF YOU WOULD LIKE
TO BE OUR GUEST.
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UM, EDDIE?
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YES.
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WHAT, UH, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING FRIDAY?
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WELL, I'M DOING WHATEVER
YOU'RE DOING, AREN'T I, FRANK?
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PROBLEM, FRANK?
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A PROBLEM?
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YES, I'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
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YOU HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN A WEEK.
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YOU SMELL LIKE A COMPOST HEAP.
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AHH!
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YOU KNOW, I DON'T
CARE IF YOU SHAVE.
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BUT WILL YOU PLEASE WASH
BEFORE WE GO OUT TONIGHT?
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TELL YOU WHAT, FRANK.
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I'LL WASH WHILE YOU SIGN.
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YOU GET READY.
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YOU, I, AND MARIE ARE
GOING TO THE SYMPHONY.
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ALL RIGHT, FRANK.
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SYMPHONY IT IS.
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HEY, STICKY BUNS.
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YOU KNOW, UNDER
THAT DISTINGUISHED
244
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PATRON OF THE ARTS EXTERIOR,
245
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I'M THINKING THERE'S A STUDDED
LEATHER CORSET JUST ITCHING TO...
246
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A TOAST TO THE CHEF.
247
00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,128
THANK YOU.
248
00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:07,443
FRANK, I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
249
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:10,112
YOU MADE ALL THIS
WONDERFUL FOOD YOURSELF.
250
00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:11,781
EVEN A CHOCOLATE SOUFFLé?
251
00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:14,572
OH, SOUFFLéS ARE
QUITE EASY, MARIE.
252
00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:17,892
IT'S SIMPLY A MATTER OF
SEPARATING THE EGG WHITES.
253
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:19,805
OH, BUT THIS IS
DELICIOUS, REALLY.
254
00:11:19,829 --> 00:11:20,928
MORE?
255
00:11:20,997 --> 00:11:22,475
OH, NO. I COULDN'T POSSIBLY.
256
00:11:22,499 --> 00:11:23,631
A SMIDGE?
257
00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:26,495
WELL, MAYBE JUST A
TEENSY-EENSY SMIDGE.
258
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,286
HEY!
259
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:31,022
DON'T I GET A
TEENSY-EENSY SMIDGE?
260
00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:32,234
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE?
261
00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:33,858
NO, BUT I'D LIKE A
LITTLE MORE OF THAT.
262
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,896
NOW...
263
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,801
WHERE WERE WE?
264
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:44,802
EGG WHITES.
265
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,070
AH. EGG WHITES.
266
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,851
FRANK, ARE YOU OK?
267
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:49,807
SORRY.
268
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,854
IT'S JUST THAT
WHEN EDDIE DRINKS,
269
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,978
I GET DRUNK, TOO.
270
00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:57,882
BOY, OH, BOY.
271
00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:00,584
FIRST TIME THE SCHMUCK GETS
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN UP HERE,
272
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:03,554
AND HE DOES HIS
IMPRESSION OF JULIA CHILDS.
273
00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:06,958
EDDIE, I HAPPEN TO FIND YOUR
BROTHER'S COMPANY STIMULATING.
274
00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:09,593
MM, OH, REALLY?
275
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:11,696
MORE STIMULATING
THAN LET'S SAY, OH,
276
00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:15,133
A TANK OF NITROUS OXIDE
AND A 12-INCH VIBRATOR?
277
00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:18,369
BECAUSE THAT'S THE KIND
OF PARTY I THROW, BABE.
278
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:19,848
HOO HOO!
279
00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:21,184
YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE EDDIE.
280
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:24,542
HE'S BEING A BAD BOY.
281
00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:25,888
WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S
GETTING REALLY LATE.
282
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,545
I SHOULD BE GOING ANYWAY.
283
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:28,758
OH, I'LL SEE YOU TO THE DOOR.
284
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:31,049
OH, WE'LL BOTH SEE
YOU TO THE DOOR.
285
00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:33,484
UHH. UNH.
286
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,053
UNH.
287
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:37,055
UHH. UHH, UHH.
288
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:46,363
UH, THANKS, FRANK. THANKS
FOR A WONDERFUL EVENING.
289
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,699
I'D OFFER TO...
290
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,734
EH EH EH...
291
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:52,436
EH EH. UNH!
292
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,349
I'D OFFER TO DRIVE YOU HOME,
293
00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:56,218
BUT I'M NOT IN ANY CONDITION.
294
00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,509
OH, SURE. THAT'S OK.
295
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,060
HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND.
296
00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:09,269
GOOD NIGHT.
297
00:13:11,574 --> 00:13:14,341
AU REVOIR, MARIE.
298
00:13:14,410 --> 00:13:17,011
AU REVOIR.
299
00:13:17,079 --> 00:13:19,514
I KNOW YOU TRIED
TO RUIN IT FOR ME,
300
00:13:19,582 --> 00:13:21,348
BUT YOU DIDN'T.
301
00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:25,019
I'M HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY.
302
00:13:25,087 --> 00:13:26,521
AND YOU KNOW WHY?
303
00:13:26,589 --> 00:13:27,522
UH-UH.
304
00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:30,524
'CAUSE I'M IN LOVE.
305
00:13:30,593 --> 00:13:33,161
YEAH, YEAH. I KNOW.
306
00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:36,013
YOU FALL IN LOVE,
AND I GET A BONER.
307
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:42,904
YOU KNOW, MARIE,
308
00:13:42,973 --> 00:13:47,425
THESE PAST FEW WEEKS HAVE
BEEN THE HAPPIEST OF MY LIFE.
309
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,410
OH, FRANK.
310
00:13:49,478 --> 00:13:51,706
AND YOU KNOW HOW I
FEEL ABOUT YOU, TOO.
311
00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:53,665
Eddie: YEAH, YEAH, OH!
312
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,600
OH, OH, OH!
313
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:59,170
UM, WHAT I SUGGEST YOU DO...
314
00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:00,805
WHAT I ALWAYS DO
IN THIS SITUATION...
315
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:03,274
JUST LET YOUR MIND
GO COMPLETELY BLANK.
316
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,987
WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN.
317
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,946
UHH. YAH! OW!
318
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:12,183
I SHOULD PROBABLY BE ON
BENDED KNEE FOR THIS, BUT, UH...
319
00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:14,419
AAH! OH, I'M A NAUGHTY BOY.
320
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:17,021
WILL YOU, UH...
321
00:14:17,089 --> 00:14:18,189
W... WOULD YOU...
322
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:20,325
AAH! UNH. AAH!
323
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:23,328
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
324
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,973
OH, FRANK, I'M SORRY, BUT...
325
00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:26,096
MARIE?
326
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:27,264
Marie: IT'S TOO BIZARRE.
327
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,433
MARIE.
328
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:29,600
MARIE!
329
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:34,004
I BETTER GO SEE ABOUT
THAT GIRL. STAY THERE.
330
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:35,340
YOU, TOO.
331
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,874
WHOA.
332
00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,876
I AM WARNING YOU, EDDIE.
333
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,478
YOU GET OFF MY BACK.
334
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,547
HEH, I'D LOVE TO, FRANKIE BOY,
335
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:45,349
BUT YOU'RE AFRAID OF
BEING LONELY. HA HA HA!
336
00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:47,719
HEY, MISS THING.
337
00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:53,308
EDDIE SAYS YOU'RE
DOING A REAL GOOD JOB.
338
00:14:53,376 --> 00:14:57,011
YOU GOT HIS BROTHER FRANK
RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HIM.
339
00:14:57,079 --> 00:14:58,362
NO SHIT.
340
00:14:58,431 --> 00:14:59,731
HA HA!
341
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:02,100
BUT SEE, YOU GOT TO TURN
UP THE HEAT NOW, BABY.
342
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:03,584
YOU GOT TO PUMP UP THE JAM.
343
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:04,986
PUMP IT UP. RIGHT.
344
00:15:05,054 --> 00:15:06,988
MM-HMM. PUMP UP THE JAM.
345
00:15:07,056 --> 00:15:08,767
'CAUSE EDDIE SAYS THAT
IF YOU GET HIS BROTHER
346
00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:11,693
TO SIGN SOME PAPER BY TONIGHT,
347
00:15:11,761 --> 00:15:13,001
GIRLFRIEND, WE DON'T HAVE TO BE
348
00:15:13,029 --> 00:15:14,696
HOIN' THESE STREETS NO MORE.
349
00:15:14,764 --> 00:15:17,031
WELL, LET'S GET IT OVER WITH.
350
00:15:17,099 --> 00:15:18,466
ALL RIGHT.
351
00:15:22,605 --> 00:15:25,540
FRANK, WE HAVE TO TALK.
352
00:15:25,608 --> 00:15:27,375
LOOK,
353
00:15:27,443 --> 00:15:30,545
I DON'T BLAME YOU
FOR BEING UPSET, MARIE,
354
00:15:30,613 --> 00:15:32,958
BUT IT WON'T ALWAYS BE
LIKE THIS. I PROMISE YOU.
355
00:15:32,982 --> 00:15:34,948
FRANK, I WANT TO BELIEVE YOU,
356
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,717
BUT WHAT KIND OF
FUTURE CAN WE HAVE
357
00:15:36,786 --> 00:15:39,787
WITH HIM WITH US ALL THE TIME?
358
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,889
GIVE US ONE MORE CHANCE.
359
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,374
I LOVE YOU.
360
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:47,444
I LOVE YOU, TOO, FRANK, BUT...
361
00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:48,695
MARIE, PLEASE.
362
00:15:48,764 --> 00:15:51,598
JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE.
363
00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:54,235
IT JUST COULDN'T
WORK THIS WAY, FRANK.
364
00:15:54,303 --> 00:15:55,569
IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S ANYTHING
365
00:15:55,638 --> 00:15:57,121
YOU COULD DO ABOUT IT.
366
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,139
THE WAY THINGS ARE...
367
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:02,910
I'M SORRY. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT ELSE TO SAY, FRANK,
368
00:16:02,979 --> 00:16:03,911
BUT...
369
00:16:03,979 --> 00:16:05,746
GOOD-BYE.
370
00:16:05,814 --> 00:16:07,981
MARIE.
371
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,751
MARIE. MARIE. MARIE!
372
00:16:11,954 --> 00:16:13,120
GIVE ME THE KEY.
373
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:15,222
NOW WHERE DID I PUT THAT KEY?
374
00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:16,502
MARIE, WAIT!
375
00:16:16,526 --> 00:16:18,103
GIVE ME THE GODDAMN KEY, EDDIE!
376
00:16:18,127 --> 00:16:20,494
HMM... KEY, KEY. OH,
HERE IT IS, FRANK.
377
00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:25,832
COME ON. MARIE!
378
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:27,668
NOW GET UP!
379
00:16:29,505 --> 00:16:30,438
NO!
380
00:16:30,506 --> 00:16:32,606
YOU SON OF A BITCH.
381
00:16:32,675 --> 00:16:35,115
YOU RUINED MY ONE
CHANCE AT HAPPINESS.
382
00:16:40,049 --> 00:16:41,482
FISTICUFFS FROM YOU, FRANK?
383
00:16:41,551 --> 00:16:43,584
HOW UNCIVILIZED.
384
00:16:48,057 --> 00:16:49,490
YOU DISGUST ME.
385
00:16:49,559 --> 00:16:50,657
GOOD.
386
00:16:50,726 --> 00:16:53,094
UHH! UHH!
387
00:16:55,898 --> 00:16:57,498
I HATE YOU.
388
00:16:57,567 --> 00:17:00,534
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
389
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:01,603
UNH!
390
00:17:03,739 --> 00:17:06,173
I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE.
391
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:08,626
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
392
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,765
I'M GOING TO...
393
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,268
YOU'RE GOING TO WHAT?
394
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,814
I'M GOING TO...
395
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:21,272
YOU'RE GOING TO WHAT, FRANK?
396
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:26,077
I'M GOING TO SIGN
DR. SCHNELLKRAUT'S RELEASE FORM.
397
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:29,780
WELL, IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME.
398
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:35,353
Here, Frankie...
399
00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:41,492
FRANK...
400
00:17:46,783 --> 00:17:48,382
MARIE, YOU CAME BACK.
401
00:17:48,451 --> 00:17:50,718
DON'T SIGN THAT RELEASE, FRANK.
402
00:17:50,787 --> 00:17:51,719
SHUT UP, MARIE.
403
00:17:51,788 --> 00:17:53,265
HOW DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THE RELEASE?
404
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:54,922
IT WAS ALL A SETUP.
405
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:58,258
EDDIE HIRED ME TO HELP CONVINCE
YOU TO HAVE THAT OPERATION.
406
00:17:58,328 --> 00:17:59,593
I'M WARNING YOU, MARIE.
407
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,640
SO YOU NEVER REALLY
CARED ABOUT ME?
408
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,197
WELL, I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO,
409
00:18:03,265 --> 00:18:06,217
BUT I FELL IN LOVE
WITH YOU, FRANK.
410
00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:08,118
YOU DID?
411
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:10,787
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU CAN FORGIVE ME,
412
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:13,357
BUT IF THAT PROPOSAL
STILL STANDS...
413
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,760
OH, IT DOES. IT DOES. IT DOES.
414
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:18,128
I'LL MARRY YOU, FRANK,
JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
415
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:19,931
I DON'T WANT YOU TO
HAVE THAT OPERATION.
416
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:23,734
IT'S... IT'S TOO RISKY. I
DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU.
417
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:24,843
OH, MARIE.
418
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:31,642
WE'LL BUILD A LITTLE
HOUSE FOR THE 3 OF US.
419
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,477
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT KIDS?
420
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:38,082
NOW I'LL NEVER GET RID OF HIM!
421
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,750
UNH!
422
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,586
DARLING?
423
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,099
I... I FELT YOU STIFFEN.
424
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,403
AM I RUSHING THINGS?
425
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:48,993
OH, MY GOD!
426
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,495
OH, MY GOD!
427
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,996
WHAT DID YOU DO?
428
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,465
DOUBLE-CROSSING BITCH WOULDN'T
KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT, FRANK!
429
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,312
I'LL CALL FOR HELP.
I'LL CALL THE POLICE.
430
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,636
ALLOW ME, FRANK. LOOKS
LIKE YOU GOT YOUR HANDS FULL.
431
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:01,305
HELLO, 9-1-1? On
phone: EMERGENCY.
432
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:02,973
YEAH, THIS IS EDWARD DURAN.
433
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,792
I JUST KILLED MY BROTHER'S
FIANCéE WITH A CLEAVER.
434
00:19:05,861 --> 00:19:08,345
NO, NO. THE NAME'S
DURAN. I USED A CLEAVER.
435
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,025
Operator: PLEASE HOLD.
OH, SURE, I'LL HOLD.
436
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:12,650
YOU'RE GOING TO
PAY FOR THIS, EDDIE!
437
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,986
ALWAYS THE DREAMER, HUH, FRANK?
438
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:17,488
IF THEY SENTENCE ME
TO THE GAS CHAMBER,
439
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:19,991
THEY'LL NEVER BE
ABLE TO CARRY IT OUT.
440
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:21,492
THINK ABOUT IT, FRANK.
441
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,995
IF THEY KILL ME, THEY KILL YOU.
442
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:26,530
NOW, THAT'S CRUEL AND
UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT.
443
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,577
Operator: HELLO, SIR. ARE
YOU SURE THE VICTIM'S DEAD?
444
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:29,917
AM I SURE SHE'S DEAD?
445
00:19:29,985 --> 00:19:31,062
YEAH, SHE'S DEFINITELY DEAD.
446
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:33,737
YOU'RE A MONSTER, EDDIE.
447
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:36,840
YEAH, BUT I'M YOUR
MONSTER, FRANKIE BOY...
448
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,053
FOREVER. WE'RE ON OUR WAY.
449
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:40,110
OK. WE'LL BE
WAITING. HEH HEH HEH.
450
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,195
HEY, WHAT'S THIS?
451
00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:43,814
FRANK, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
452
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:48,485
WHOA! HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
453
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,872
HEY, FRANK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
454
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:56,544
I'M HAVING A LITTLE
MIDNIGHT SNACK.
455
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,596
HEY, YOU'RE TAKING
TOO MANY OF THOSE PILLS!
456
00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:02,099
AM I? I'M KIND OF
A NOVICE AT THIS.
457
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:04,602
ALL RIGHT, FRANK,
DON'T FOOL AROUND.
458
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:10,007
SHOULDN'T MIX BOOZE
WITH... WITH THOSE PILLS.
459
00:20:12,395 --> 00:20:17,932
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED TO
LIVE DANGEROUSLY, EDDIE.
460
00:20:19,368 --> 00:20:21,969
EVER SINCE WE WERE KIDS,
461
00:20:22,037 --> 00:20:24,883
I'VE HAD TO PUT UP WITH
YOU BEING THE BAD ONE,
462
00:20:24,907 --> 00:20:27,975
MAKE EXCUSES FOR YOU.
463
00:20:28,043 --> 00:20:29,788
I CLEAN UP AFTER YOU...
464
00:20:32,047 --> 00:20:34,314
APOLOGIZE FOR YOU.
465
00:20:34,383 --> 00:20:36,784
WELL, THAT'S A LOT...
466
00:20:36,853 --> 00:20:39,219
OF RESPONSIBILITY
467
00:20:39,288 --> 00:20:43,891
HAVING TO BE THE
GOOD ONE ALL THE TIME.
468
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,025
FRANK!
469
00:20:45,094 --> 00:20:49,029
YOU'RE KILLING... KILLING US.
470
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:56,737
I CAN'T LIVE ATTACHED...
471
00:20:56,806 --> 00:20:59,490
TO A MURDERER.
472
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:14,621
FRANK... DURAN.
473
00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:27,384
MY HEAD.
474
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,921
WHERE AM I?
475
00:21:30,989 --> 00:21:33,029
YOU'RE IN A HOSPITAL, EDDIE.
476
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:37,828
OH, HOW TYPICAL, FRANK.
477
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,525
YOU TRY TO KILL
ME, AND ALL YOU DO
478
00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:41,998
IS GIVE ME A HELL OF A HANGOVER.
479
00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:45,803
SWEETHEART, GET ME A
BLOODY MARY, WILL YOU?
480
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:50,007
MAKE IT A DOUBLE. HEH HEH HEH.
481
00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:51,575
WELL, MR. DURAN,
482
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,094
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WELL
ENOUGH FOR VISITORS.
483
00:21:54,162 --> 00:21:57,397
EDWARD DURAN,
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
484
00:21:57,466 --> 00:21:58,543
FOR THE MURDER OF MARIE HILTON.
485
00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:01,168
MARIE HILTON... LET'S SEE.
486
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:02,503
OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
487
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:05,322
JEEZ, I... I DID
KILL HER, DIDN'T I?
488
00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:07,157
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT.
489
00:22:07,225 --> 00:22:09,221
ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND
WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU
490
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,361
IN A COURT OF LAW.
491
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:11,740
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO TALK TO A LAWYER...
492
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,241
I GUESS DETECTIVE
POTATO HEAD HERE
493
00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:15,015
HASN'T DONE HIS HOMEWORK.
494
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,524
I MEAN, THERE'S REALLY
NOTHING HE CAN DO, HEH,
495
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,837
SEEING AS HOW WE'RE FREAKS.
496
00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:23,023
WE'RE NOT FREAKS, EDDIE.
497
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,558
WE'RE FREE.
498
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:30,047
OR AT LEAST... I AM.
499
00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:31,549
HEY, YOU'RE OVER THERE!
500
00:22:31,617 --> 00:22:33,700
OH, DID I FORGET TO MENTION?
501
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:36,870
I SIGNED DR. SCHNELLKRAUT'S
RELEASE FORM.
502
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:40,391
HE DID A PRETTY GOOD
JOB, DON'T YOU THINK?
503
00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:43,793
NO! DON'T LET THEM TAKE
ME AWAY FROM YOU, FRANK!
504
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:46,013
THEY'RE GOING TO
PUT ME IN THE GAS...
505
00:22:46,082 --> 00:22:48,532
OH, WHAT'S COME
OVER YOU, BIG BROTHER?
506
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,667
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE
A GODDAMN PUSSY.
507
00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:53,553
THEY'RE GONNA PUT
ME IN THE GAS CHAMBER!
508
00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:55,722
AAH!
509
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:58,771
AH, BUT DON'T WORRY.
I'LL BE DOING THE LIVING
510
00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:01,245
FOR BOTH OF US, EDDIE BOY.
511
00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:07,284
OOH, NURSE.
512
00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:10,754
YOU KNOW, UNDER THAT
CRISP, WHITE UNIFORM,
513
00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:13,757
I'M THINKING THERE'S A
STUDDED LEATHER CORSET
514
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:17,528
JUST ITCHING TO COME OUT.
515
00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:18,862
AM I RIGHT?
516
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:20,464
HEH HEH HEH.
517
00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:24,801
WELL, MAGGOTMEISTERS,
518
00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:27,804
HOW'S THAT FOR A
CHEEKY LITTLE TALE?
519
00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:29,172
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
520
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:34,110
FRANK SURE PICKED A DEADLY
TIME TO SEVER ALL THIGHS
521
00:23:34,179 --> 00:23:35,612
WITH HIS BROTHER.
522
00:23:35,681 --> 00:23:40,684
AND POOR EDDIE SUFFERED
THE UNKINDEST CUT OF ALL...
523
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:43,620
A REAL SPLIT PERSONALITY.
524
00:23:49,895 --> 00:23:52,830
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
525
00:23:52,898 --> 00:23:55,898
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE... www.ncicap.org...